leaper

Subject attempted time travel
on leap second of leap year day.

Corvin Hopville

throttled fratboy for kitten assault

Tam o' Sunder

chocolate child

Perplexico

No one ever 'got' his act.
Including him.

in the belly of the beast

totem of a marsupial abduction

Dane Barth

Womb stalker who aspired to

Pithian dark lordship
in Alternate Universe Q-47.

22212

Wild Tchoupitoulas

They bloom this time every year.

joyful pain

loves how it hurts

phlogger

calx covered phlogistonian

Gilgamesh

Epic questing king of Uruk

Trifle

Underestimate one at your own peril.

Don't Do Drugs

A Warning To Others

Ebu Gogo

Artist's representation of H. floresiensis,
lateralcephalic variety

cadger

of rye whiskey

21212

distancia

above the fray

Strum und Drang

seesawyers

cynanthrope

Subject thinks he's a dog.
Examiners denied approach.

strigoi

"foul feeder" - Byron

Wackford Squeers

dastardly master of Dotheboys Hall
Happy 200th b-day, Charles Dickens

Sylvanian

your typical tree nymph

mortal

relieved of godly duties

Siri's husband

can't get a word in edgewise

Napoleon Dynamite

Bismol Brothers

Dismal and Pepto, 1901

cut up