fabulist

spins yarn over Mad Dog campfire

fear factory worker

motherfracker

Blasting poisons into the ground -
what could possibly go wrong?

my intrepid ego, Walter

aspersion caster

Poppy Nogood

One day your Phantom Band vanishes
and you're left with one lone drone.

Faunus

practiced in the secrets of the lonely thickets

swami mummy

Holliman Franchem

deconstructionist architect

Green Man 12

vague ideal

Uncle Albert

We're so sorry.

Morgue Arrival P

Flaccid carcass recovered from a wheel well.

Appears zombish. Suggest hasty incineration.

XXXXXX

SOPA and PIPA

Kill Bills Volume 1 & 2

Why may not I love Johnny?

And why may not Johnny love me?

Well, for one thing, Johnny doesn't exist.

Junker

Field Marshall of Hohenzollern Prussia

Man of the Year

John Q. Corporation

Hamish Kreebo Publius

distinguished author of the Federalist Papers

hip lirp

A snap of the fingers. Beat applause.
"The hipster dug the sounds laid down
and lirped his freak on."
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

soliloquy of the dead

Saint Anthony of Padua

Lost something?

Call on the patron saint of the poor and of lost objects.
He has an excellent rate of return.

Howard Zeal

your crusty but not so benign TV commentator

reassessment

Franklin's been experiencing some major life changes.

post-tech girl

circa 2030

scrivener

This week's specials: eulogies and forgeries.
Next week it's sermons and suicide notes.

doloroso

catalogic notation

protocognition

1212

nasalith

Subject has undergone a non-surgical
rhinoplasty procedure known as
calcitic tabularization.

in with 2012

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