Saturday, December 31, 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011

Thursday, December 29, 2011


Awry creature begat by union of British Columbian sea monster, the Cadborosaurus, and the common wampus cat.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Elsie mitt

For Christmas, I got this oven mitt
in the shape of my Aunt Elsie.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Uncle Stanley

tolerant of
and slightly bemused by
our antics

Monday, December 26, 2011


Pre-Attila, his Huns ransacked Thrace.

Sunday, December 25, 2011


strange visitor from another planet

Saturday, December 24, 2011


waiting in the sky

Friday, December 23, 2011


billion year old carbon

Thursday, December 22, 2011


His plan was bent.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011


Swenson's conversion to stalwarthyness
was something to see.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

clastic caveman

It now appears our long held belief
that early man was dumber than a bag of rocks
is not true. There were, in fact, no bags.

Monday, December 19, 2011

bigger piggy

stirring up the dirt

Sunday, December 18, 2011


I may appear calm, but the holidays have raised my hackles.

Saturday, December 17, 2011


I believe a Vanuatuvaluan, or thereabouts.

Friday, December 16, 2011


reflecting on the space between

Thursday, December 15, 2011


Christmas gift idea #417

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011


laughs at his own lame jokes

Sunday, December 11, 2011


Marvel anti-hero who refused to be killed off

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Friday, December 09, 2011


n.  player of bygone pianoforte
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Carly's doll

all they found

Wednesday, December 07, 2011


in the depths of an ether binge

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

garden loa

from Westboro Baptist courtyard

Monday, December 05, 2011

dross amasser

lifestyle or affliction?

Sunday, December 04, 2011

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Friday, December 02, 2011

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Buster Wonklin

Pulverize him all you want,
you just can't wear him down.