Tuesday, March 29, 2011


See? I told you there was an old ancestor living in this mirror.

Monday, March 28, 2011


He yis wot he yis and he yaint wot he yaint.

Sunday, March 27, 2011


Righter of Wrongs.
Queen Beyond Compare.

Saturday, March 26, 2011


a major malfunction

Friday, March 25, 2011


a minor malfunction

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Elrod Farbish

He's as ugly as a stump full a spiders.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

First Kermit

Henson had to let him go due to his defeatist attitude.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Montana Slim

rests at the foot of the Bitterroots

Monday, March 21, 2011

GM customer

If you can't make a decent car,
you can always make a fortune off switches and sensors.

Sunday, March 20, 2011


seeks small magic

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Friday, March 18, 2011

crisis arises

but goes unnoticed

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Long associated with bedbugs, he'll have you know he has nothing to do with them anymore.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

angel fetus

speculated reason to overturn Roe v. Wade

Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Buzzard of Oz

Entrails and tribulations abound around him.
There's no place like home.

Saturday, March 12, 2011



Friday, March 11, 2011

Ibn Couldn't

no matter Ibn couldn't,
cause he did

Thursday, March 10, 2011

tufa dude

fluvial in nature

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Monday, March 07, 2011

bardic impostures

They'd feign poesy poses.
By them you'd know them.

Sunday, March 06, 2011


We were 14. I loved her.
She didn't choose to know me.

school teacher

How dare she expect us to pay for her extravagant lifestyle?

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Wednesday, March 02, 2011