usher

This is Roderick.
He will guide you through the dark.

Little Tommy Stout

Never got credit for pulling Pussy Cat out of the well. 

But everyone remembers Little Johnny Flynn.

Uther Pendragon

father of Arthur

Terpsichore

Mother of Sirens, she's the Muse of Dance.

Rococo Jar

Found this one on eBay.
It's a genuine Rocky Rococo cookie jar.

dismalavian

This nesting thing has grown old.

efficiency expert

"There will be some changes made around here."

night terrorist

Farcical Pratfall

The last of seventeen clowns to stumble out of a 1967 Karmann Ghia.

God Emperor Leto II

His is the Golden Path.

Important Announcement

There was a misprint in the press release.
Today is not The Rapture.
Today is The Rupture.

Uncle Stu

To be honest, none of us wanted to pull Uncle Stu's finger.

pod

Dalkado Zak

Using logic and force of will, he will save the universe from annihilation in thirty-three earth centuries.

Pyrrho

Only so much can be known.
Be a questioner, not a knower.
Attain ataraxia.

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an Old One

Interred within stone by the Elder Gods,
he decayed and was then reborn.

chompers

Auntie Em Munchkin

Code for anti-immigrationist Little Person.
To quote:
"We wish to deny you entry into Munchkinland."

Six Year Old Me

The damn bullies bit my nose off.
If I was the size I am now, I'd have given 'em what for.

Brother Bernard

Spirit of Regret

He comes to the few who admit they were wrong,
but he often comes too late.

The Duke of Nowhere

arnry varmint

reckon he doan lak gittin poked with a stob

RIP - Roman Insult Poet

Be It So Inscribed:
"If anyone publicly abuses another in a loud voice, or writes a poem for the purpose of insulting him, or if any person has sung or composed a song such as causes slander or insult to another person, he shall be beaten with a rod until he dies."
- excerpt from Table VIII of Roman Laws of the XII Tables (adopted 449 BC)

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Tony Swank

Emmanuel Osama Goldstein

We've had our summary execution
followed by our Two Minutes Hate.
Who's next?

Zombie No. 1,314

Lady Gagy

She's quite popular in our alternate universe.