Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010


would fall into a deconstructionalist wormhole
every Tuesday at 3:48PM.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Police Line

They call him Police Line.
He's not to be crossed.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Case Study No. 303

In order to fulfill subject's desire for advanced analytics we administered botox to the left frontal lobe.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Mami Wata

Her serpent ripples embrace you,
her riptide caresses drag you down.

Thursday, September 23, 2010


a wad a'mud

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

a rather normal 44 year old terrapin

..who is completely oblivious to the martial arts.

Monday, September 20, 2010



Sunday, September 19, 2010

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Fosto Toulou

He had a crack bare-backed pony act.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Vaxigian embellisher

Tops when it comes to meticulation.

Thursday, September 16, 2010


playing hide and seek with the ghosts of dawn

Patty Poteet

She would have been satisfied to merge into dirt,
but something called out to her.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Lionman badge

A toy relic recovered from Lion Country Safari, Loxahatchee, Florida.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Case Study No. 231

Not all Lasik surgeries are successful.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Glorious Velour

editor and publisher of "The Aura Reader"
and "The Ectoplasm Review."

Saturday, September 11, 2010

approaching stage five

working through her K├╝bler-Ross loss

Jerry Tones

Lostville pastard Jerry Tones
prepares for his Saturday burning
of the Bhagavad Gita.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Gerald Bostock

St. Cleve's own "Little Milton,"
as he appears today at age 46

Ivar the Boneless

Invader of East Anglia and York,
slayer of king-turned-saint Edmund.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Wednesday, September 08, 2010


renowned Roman orgiac
reincarnated from a proto-Greek fertility god

Monday, September 06, 2010

flipoff bird

He won't be won over.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Saturday, September 04, 2010

lost in reverie

happens every time he hears 'Moon River'

ice dancer Vanya

master of the reverse serpentine lift

ice dancer Katya

mistress of the sit spin twizzle

Friday, September 03, 2010

garden gate ghost

appears every day at dawn

Thursday, September 02, 2010

In Bound Fly Rule

You must swat any flies
that hover about the face of your tied captive.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010


the abnormal fear of manatees