Saturday, July 31, 2010


flailing the grist

Friday, July 30, 2010


It's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
'cept for Lola.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Miss Whatsername

This looks like my 8th grade English teacher.
Said I could write but I shouldn't.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010


eldest Ent

Sunday, July 25, 2010


Once dead, it took a while for Casper to morph into his spectral essence.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Sydney Carton

in need of a far, far better place


Friday, July 23, 2010


Filipino sorcerer.
At his command is an army of orifice burrowing beetles.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

of questionable commodifiablity

Not just this one; they all are.
But why let that stop me from opening an Etsy store?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

lookout's outlook

unusually uncertain

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Monday, July 19, 2010


with monocular vision

Sunday, July 18, 2010


Dr. Frankenstein's monster has been imprisoned for some time now.

Saturday, July 17, 2010



Her high wire act came to an end
on the Night of the Tangling.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Our Freedom Under Attack!

Lady Liberty Doused in Sulfuric Acid

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Stefan Bartoly

current world champion of telepathic chess

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Lately it seemed to him like Ty's boyish charm was starting to fade.

Monday, July 12, 2010

bad day in Bohemia and Cleveland

Tuli Kupferberg
Harvey Pekar


Fimbles were little tools designed to assist their users in any task normally reserved for fingernails.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Dryvit eye

Fell for the hard sell and had his stucco orb clad.
Now he's all fungust.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Myopian amulet

The Myopians carved these.
It's said rubbing their bellies brought good luck.
Problem was, they were just heads.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Backstage Annie

performance contract rider

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Elder Ephraim

hard and fast belief instiller

Monday, July 05, 2010

Billy Bonkers

whose visage is emblazoned on every package
of Billy Bonker's Neverending Jawbreakers

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Jozef Grobowski

Phrygian capped Jozef Grobowski
of Boston, Massachusetts,
the first known Liberty Pole.

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Friday, July 02, 2010

Jessup de Lesseps

While brother Ferd was off digging the Suez Canal, Jessup stayed home and bit heads off chickens.

Thursday, July 01, 2010