Monday, November 30, 2009


pocket locket

Found at seedy flea market.
Opens to reveal fingernail clippings.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bosco Hearn

the once honorable Bosco Hearn

Saturday, November 28, 2009


protozoan parasite of the gut
and native of planetoid Crypton

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

DIY graft

These DIY skin grafts are getting out of hand.

Monday, November 23, 2009

urchin chit

legal tender in kinder urban pockets

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Uncle Martin

a.k.a. Exigius 12 1/2

Crazy Man Michael

Raven told him he'd kill his lover.
In anger, Michael stabbed the bird,
but who do you think it was?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

leftover 6

a golden geek

Monday, November 16, 2009

leftover 5

a carouser

Sunday, November 15, 2009

leftover 4

a little devil

Saturday, November 14, 2009


Roberta, adding up all the wrongs done her

Friday, November 13, 2009


I got my CCTV Eye on you.

Thursday, November 12, 2009


equipped with enhanced Force Sight

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

ghosty hat

One thinks it's going to be so much fun wearing a ghosty hat.
Then it adjusts itself to one's size.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Trigonic lore has it then and when are now.

Monday, November 09, 2009

ego boost

Sometimes it's necessary to flatter ones elf.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

magic bean

leveraged via trade for dairy bovine

Kernel of Truth

continually sought, seldom found

Saturday, November 07, 2009

See No Weevil

posterior view (head and thorax) of no-see-um weevil

Tralfamadorian swinge

Just try to find one of these around here.

Friday, November 06, 2009


This year's jack-o'-lantern didn't come out right.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Guy Fawkes

Caught with 36 barrels of gunpowder underneath the House of Lords. He leapt from the gallows, depriving Britain of his execution.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

the real Mungo Bonham

Founder of St. Mungo's Hospital for
Magical Maladies and Injuries

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Morgue Arrival O

Subject recovered from cargo hold of freighter sunk off the coast of Italy earlier this year. Salt water exposure and fish nibbling to blame for general wear and tear, but suspect radiation poisoning to be the cause of death.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Saint Oswald

For All Saints Day, here's Oswald, sainted king of Northumbria. Died of general dismemberment at the hands of the Mercians, who showed none. His head and body parts were distributed far and wide and his bones became relics. Even the dirt upon which he stood when he was killed was thought to be either blessed or magic or both and was removed a pocketful at a time until the hole left behind was big enough to be the grave of two men. It is unknown if two men were found to fill it.