Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Prosecutor's photographic evidence
of the debauchery occurring in
Room 206 on the night in question.


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

hod carrier

roofed aloft for chimneying

Monday, September 28, 2009

striped mandicoot

Native to Weehawken, New Jersey, the striped mandicoot subsists on grubs and dioxin.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Big Galoot

All paw and maw's the Big Galoot.
A real lumpher.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

head start

abandoned by notional sculptor

Friday, September 25, 2009

Glynis Futardo

soaked up too many kaons, pions, muons and mesons

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Ola Kwah

questions authority

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


at home in your large intestine

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Flip Jibbit

easily distracted clown school dropout

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

scarecrow 2

unravelling every riddle
for any individdle
in trouble or in pain

Saturday, September 19, 2009


with plasmonic oscillation

Friday, September 18, 2009

Boris Karloff

Danny, Bo and Mack

the Schlep Boys


Tuesday. Came upon what's left of Manley.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


Cast down from Heaven for questioning You Know Who's methods. Mustn't do that.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Emio Feamistischeitzen

accountant to the mob

Monday, September 14, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

my son, John

Went to bed half dressed, for godsakes.
Next, he'll be diddling dumplings.

Mr. Micawber

He was sure something would turn up, 
but it was always another creditor.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Babba Yagga

She lives in a house atop dancing chicken legs and is surrounded by the bones of the slow. She flies above the treetops in a mortar and pestle, searching for children she can kidnap. She ain't Glinda.

I sent this one to Steph in Belgium, who posted it and asked for help naming it. Wondrous Strange identified her as Babba Yagga and used her in this fine creation.


How health insurers see us.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Davy Jones

fathoms deep in the drink,
tangled in rigging,
welcoming sailors.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

cunning crafter

called upon to counter witchcraft

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Oscar Krapotkin

recent runner-up on
Who Wants To Sing Like a Buzzard Plucked Corpse?

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Monday, September 07, 2009


Flash mobs are not a recent phenomena. The Wobblies were there first and arrived without benefit of text messages. When one of their members (like Orrin Pappas here) was arrested for exercising his right to free speech, word spread like wildfire, and hundreds of Wobblies would show up at once. Since free assembly was also a crime, they'd all be rounded up and jailed as well. The costs to cities and towns was so great, the police would have to release them, but they would refuse to go until all were freed. A highly effective strategy, if not exactly as much fun as a zombie crawl or a pillow fight.

Happy Labor Day.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Damien Hirst

"You will pay for my pencils, dude."

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Friday, September 04, 2009


new model protocol droid

Thursday, September 03, 2009


seer everywhere I go

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Lord Fauntleroy

Where does Little Lord Fauntleroy go at night?

Percy Syncline

a bit of a flake, but it's not his fault

Tuesday, September 01, 2009