Duke of Clarence

Imprisoned in the Tower of London
until stabbed and drowned in a wine cask.

worrystone girl

Luca Brasi

He sleeps with the fishes.

Nyx

Goddess of Night.

Born of Chaos and Eros, 

she's mother to death, madness, deceit, mockery and doom.

 What a brood.

gamin

mishegoss

zany craziness

Pops

Pops really did not enjoy being buried alive.

Mirror, Mirror

"Who's the fairest of them all?"

Ray Apteek, Apothecary

Purveyor of powders and potions since 1417.

acolyte

An acolyte dons the visionary's mask.

pensivity

scarepigeon

Mount this replica of Nelson Wadd, noted bird exterminator, under your bridge and watch the pigeons scatter.

Nüwa

Chinese goddess, created man
à la Jackson Pollock,
by flicking a clay soaked rope.

Emperor Arnie

Emperor Arnie Caesar d. 141 BC

Mrs. Bitstock

                                           My fifth grade teacher manifested herself in my 
                                           bedroom last night and was disappointed in me.

Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner appearing overly pleased with himself.

Lost: Coypu

aka nutria, in the vicinity of Laff Riot Comedy Club.
Extremely gregarious.
If found, keep amused & call 555-1212.

harrier

You could always count on him.
He was relentless.

clone

Scientists have more or less successfully cloned Scooby Doo.

sentience

Cave guardian

bars spore bearing hominids from infecting bat population

Balboa

Balboa didn't just discover the Pacific.
He discovered assassin bugs and flake cocaine, too.

dADa bEnDeR buDdy

drinking companion of George Grosz

postulate

For what is man but a collection of parts
and the nebulous theories that appear to hold them all together?

Rarakesian

Rarakesians, easily amused, drop in on earth from time to time 

in the guise of bees in order to observe our quaint customs.

swine flu victim

inkling

From the Old English, to inkle, meaning to whisper a hint.

Inklings would do this for slow riddle solvers.

coin-operated boy

sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want
a coin operated boy
-Dresden Dolls

Foan ear shell

ear shell from Foa (Tonga) carved into likeness of Joe Namath

Dr. Rex Wray

Father of the x-rated x-ray.
OD'd on orgone.

still standing

harrowed

With the turning of the soil come many surprises.
Ah, Spring!

ProtoRobo

Alice LB-6, streamlined automatronic cigarette salesgirl in service for numerous speakeasies in the 1920s.

Saint Praxades

Back then, Christians took to being thrown into cells in order to season. Praxades took to burying them when they spoiled. Reason enough for her to be martyred and sanctified.