Wednesday, July 30, 2008

the man with no name

You could see it in the man with no name's eyes that he didn't need a name. Or even eyes.

Jocelyn in Pomona

Got to jiggling in yesterday's temblor.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Yardarm Twitchet

sailed on the Black Pearl

Monday, July 28, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Petrified Yeti

Recovered from placer mine near Surprise Lake, British Columbia.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Case Study No. 147

lingua nares copulare; see Chapter 18, Aberrant Practices

Friday, July 25, 2008

Young Roy Orbison

thus the shades

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Mishkup Transmogrifier

Dr. Sanderson Mishkup is seen here preparing to switch on his transmogrification helmet for the first and last time.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


I'm having a hard time coming up with his name, but he's somebody's older brother. He zeroed in on a wart I had, said it marked me for an early death. Looked just like this, as I shivered and cringed.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Amy Winehouse

Say what they will, the bad girl belts them out.

Monday, July 21, 2008


The hoarder becomes what he accumulates.

Sunday, July 20, 2008


Met him at Coffeshop Mellow Yellow, Amsterdam. Let's say we'd imbibed by the time this picture was taken.

Saturday, July 19, 2008


Ordered the death of the priests of Ahab & Jezebel, those lousy Baalists, and, under threat of death, fled to the caves of Mt. Horeb. Winds blew, fire rained, the earth shook, but these were not God. No, God spoke to Elijah in a still, small voice, sent him to Damascus to anoint the kings of Syria and Israel. Further adventure ensued. Finally, Elijah flew off in a chariot of fire and things quieted down.

Friday, July 18, 2008

faint blip

Another faint blip beyond Neptune materializes.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

pyre flinder

Found on the banks of the Ganges, Varanasi.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


Recycled Savior.
(Yes, I know I'm going to hell for this.)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tooth of Donaldo

If you should see him, tell him I found it on the barroom floor.

Monday, July 14, 2008


The King of Fairies gets carried away with his magic love drops, resulting in the Queen falling for a Donkey Bottom.

Sunday, July 13, 2008


Freedom fighter to Reagan, insurgent to Bush.
Fought the Soviets, the Taliban, NATO, the US and Karzai.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Pope Dubious

Spent his entire papacy behind curtains.

Friday, July 11, 2008

The Rhythm of the Dane

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

Thursday, July 10, 2008


After all,
what's a little eternal damnation
compared to a moment of true bliss?

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Tuff Man

The winner of the 2008 Tuff Man Competition was announced today. It's Arnie Kreblehoffer of Colby, Kansas. He's a welded, pumiceous variety of rhryolite, pyroclastic in origin, and he'll whup the tar out of any igneous fool who's willing to step into the caldera. Oh, yeah.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Dr. Morphus

Dr. Abner Morphus, collector of Messier objects.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Morgue Arrival J

Subject recovered in pieces at local construction site. Head (pictured) a bit muddled, featurewise. Detached limbs have brass screw-eyes inserted at pivot points. Cell structure appears fibrous, with circular growth patterns. Termites present. Physician On Duty bewildered.


A fawn is a baby deer.
This is a baby faun.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Green Man 6

A little fertilizer turns the woodwose verdant.

Friday, July 04, 2008

The Firecracker Kid

The seventh inning stretch, they ran the Firecracker Kid up the flagpole. And what do you know? Everybody saluted.

Thursday, July 03, 2008


The last one in existence, I am told.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

the new me

Just returned from the slough parlor.
Like my summer molt?

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Bad Clown

Just another clown gone bad.