tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post114619987239379344..comments2024-03-25T13:51:00.349-05:00Comments on Hidden Missives: Marble 2Jay Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09834315191267300438noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post-1148007233030865112006-05-18T21:53:00.000-05:002006-05-18T21:53:00.000-05:00My cultural attache tells me it is not a knock-kne...My cultural attache tells me it is not a knock-kneed bishop, but in fact a well hung Mick Jagger. Could be.Jay Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834315191267300438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post-1146236893556580272006-04-28T10:08:00.000-05:002006-04-28T10:08:00.000-05:00And this came in from one Barger Nippleflink, who ...And this came in from one Barger Nippleflink, who I suspect might be some relation or incarnation of Spider Jim:<BR/>Those slabs have been altered! Marble doesn't form in symmetrical patterns, much less BOOKENDS! You, sir, are a fraud! I fully intend to bring this up with the proper authorities, possibly even the knock-kneed bishop. Good day to you, sir.<BR/><BR/>Yes, I suspect foul play as well. I suspect it was the folks at Samson Marble; I, sir, am innocent. If you look closely you'll see the left and right sides don't match exactly, which leads me to believe the slabs were sliced and fitted together side by side. No wires, no mirrors, no PhotoShop. But I'll take your warning under advisement.Jay Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834315191267300438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post-1146233016730142222006-04-28T09:03:00.000-05:002006-04-28T09:03:00.000-05:00Whumping chinkles? Surely you jest.Whumping chinkles? Surely you jest.Jay Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834315191267300438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post-1146230935978969412006-04-28T08:28:00.000-05:002006-04-28T08:28:00.000-05:00OHHH, that's "Diasporo," any of a group of polyuns...OHHH, that's "Diasporo," any of a group of polyunsacharrides used in the manufacture of whumping chinkles. Well, that's different, isn't it? There are creams and salves to help with those polyunsacharrides, you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22344460.post-1146230556365825842006-04-28T08:22:00.000-05:002006-04-28T08:22:00.000-05:00iasporo, eh? Isn't that the Italian family fleeing...iasporo, eh? Isn't that the Italian family fleeing in different directions from the nipples and bishops and such? It's the 'such' you should worry about, mate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com