Saturday, August 19, 2017

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Friday, August 11, 2017


She’ll ask is she pretty. 
Say no, she’ll stab you.
Say yes, she’ll slash you. 
Either way, you bleed.

Thursday, August 10, 2017


Kurt keeps leaving these semblances that are close 
but in no way his.

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Avan Tarklu

a.k.a. Frobisher
a.k.a. a Whifferdill
a.k.a. not his penguin form

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Saint Blasé

His visions were somewhat mediocre and his deeds were not overly impressive.
Even his torture and execution lacked originality. 
He’s the patron saint of the insipid.

Friday, August 04, 2017

Saint Blaise

Doctor of bodies and souls, human and otherwise. 
Arrested, flayed with iron combs and beheaded. 
Became the patron saint of wool combers.

A rather poor image, I’m afraid. Fourth Century cameras were substandard prior to the invention of film in 1885.

Thursday, August 03, 2017

Monday, July 31, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017


(n.) a tramp burglar or safe breaker
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Uncle Newt

Uncle Newt never bought into those stories about his death. 

Thursday, July 20, 2017

strap key

(n.) an elastic brass strip mounted on a wooden block carries a button for a finger; a platinum point on its upper surface is in contact with a platinum plate on a brass stop fixed above it; and the whole key is encased in a rubber bag packed in felt. 
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Sunday, July 16, 2017


A goblino is an underaged goblin. 
He is therefore not responsible for any incurred mayhem.

Sunday, July 09, 2017