Sunday, December 31, 2017

Saturday, December 30, 2017

I-yed Zababa


His identity was revealed to me 
when his name emanated 
from my sleeping wife’s mouth.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Monday, December 25, 2017

Tinselus


faux-icically ornamental arborgod

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Bora Bora


aerial view of the Polynesian isle

Friday, December 22, 2017

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Kud Mytlby


Could. Might. Will be.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Roys Rorqual Rocket


Modeled after his own likeness, Thomas Welcome Roys’ Rocket Powered Harpoon skewered countless rorquals, blues and humpbacks, to say nothing of his left arm.

Monday, December 18, 2017

agronerode


agronomist turns erosionist

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Friday, December 15, 2017

Nobel laureate


You know. Old what's his name.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Monday, December 11, 2017

deflated Goliath


Deflated mask of Philistine giant, Goliath, 
used in the filming of "L'il Davey Slings It."

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Bard of Ostia


Quinian Fabuloso, the Bard of Ostia

Saturday, December 09, 2017

Doug Donahue


The decapitated pate of  Doug Donahue

Friday, December 08, 2017

Rumor P. Bridgewaller


Presumably unrelated to Simple J. Malarkey or P. T. Bridgeport

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

domino key


follows okey dokey

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Monday, December 04, 2017

Sunday, December 03, 2017

k’Nzul


Potentate of Portent

Saturday, December 02, 2017

Friday, December 01, 2017

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

homo gooberus


human-peanut hybrid

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Monday, November 27, 2017

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Friday, November 24, 2017

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Oumuamuan


Surfed by astride a rock torpedo last month.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Russian tickler


Also available in pill form.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Monday, November 20, 2017

Lumpy Rougherform


better days behind Beav's best bud 

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Saturday, November 18, 2017

kalku


Mapuche sorcerer transforming into a 
bloodsucking man-bird, or chonchon.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Cyrille Mauxfaux


Enforcer for the Pugwash Punishers

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Hortense Blathersby


Let her take you round town to meet everybody. 
You’ll be in high cotton in no time.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Nzeel Firp


Cork carving of Nzeel Firp, noted sphagnum magnate.

Sunday, November 12, 2017