Thursday, December 29, 2016

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Kazzy Ray

A noted wonk. She was the first to acknowledge 
the perishability of intangible products. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

rallyer


A rallyer splurts a qualmish belch due to overproduction of bile.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Penelope


One hundred and eight is a lot of suitors pitching woo. To put them off, Penelope wove a shroud for her father, telling them she’d make up her mind when it was finished. But nightly dethreading meant it would never get done. Thus, she remained ever faithful to Odysseus while he continued to go gallivanting throughout the Mediterranean.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

poogle horn player


Remove its horn and all the poogle horn alarmist can do is tweet.