Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Canubian


Get it straight, people. 
They don't make wax and they're not in bliss. 
Canubians are tired of being misunderstood.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Banquo's ghost


Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
Which thou dost glare with!

Monday, July 27, 2015

Galatea


That clod Polyphemus, who you may know as Cyclops, kept after her, singing his mangled songs and giving her cheap, gaudy gifts. Not how you woo a sea nymph, I'll tell you that. So Galatea took up with the pool boy, Acis. When word got back to Ol' One Eye, he threw a fit and crushed the kid's skull with a boulder. He could do that, you know, since he was a giant. Well, the rock split open and water spilled out and the water was Acis. He flowed all about and eventually made it to her sea.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Lord Spork


His image tops the handle of every said utensil in Liechtenstein.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Friday, July 10, 2015

septuagenariac


Age has its privileges. 
They were right on the tip of his tongue before he dozed off.

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Sunday, July 05, 2015

snicker


To snick is to cut, clip, snip or nick.
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Thursday, July 02, 2015

highly doubtful


As in, it's highly doubtful there's a face in there at all.