Thursday, June 25, 2015

Quimby Era Man

Scene: Africa's Great Rift Valley.
Neo-anthropologist Josh Darby caresses 
the only known skull fragment of Quimby Era Man.
The final piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

This Is Only a Test

If this had been an actual emergency,
you would have been instructed on how to survive it. 
But, this being a virtual emergency, 
you are instructed nothing of the sort. 
You're on your own.
Good luck.

Sunday, June 14, 2015


The constantly changing facade of his psyche 
was something, not sure what, to behold.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Friday, June 05, 2015

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

man with hex

Wink'um pink'um,
nodamus rex,
protect us all,
from the man with the hex.

- Barney Fife

Tuesday, June 02, 2015


"Fly away buzzard, fly away crow, 
way down south where the winds don't blow.
Rub your nose and give two winks 
and save us from this awful jinx." 

- Barney Fife