Wednesday, April 29, 2015

this old man

The way I heard it, he slipped the guard dog a bone and then whacked Paddy upside the head with some sort of knick knack. He made bail, though, so he should be home any day now.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Splotch McGurk

They put the squeeze on him,
but he wouldn't turn states 
and he wouldn't cop no plea.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Talmadge P. Quiffle

Monopoly token introduced in the 1930's. 
Retired in 1939 due to lack of ruthlessness.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Thursday, April 09, 2015

woodland gfurdnl

A rare sighting indeed is that of the overly tweaked arboreal gfurdnl.
Remember; you saw it here first.

Thursday, April 02, 2015


Place of dwelllng; 
which can be understood as 
the embodiment of God's presence with his people.

See: 'rest ', happiness',' holiness' or 'peace'.

Wednesday, April 01, 2015


The lads from East Belchney weren't so impressed 
with those other two nuclear reactions. 
But this frission is something else again.