Tuesday, December 30, 2014

feckless cookie


As in: "I'm ready to quit the program. 
The feckless cookies they serve exasperate me to no end."

Monday, December 29, 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Krampus On A Shelf


Sure, it's time to pack away the Krampus On A Shelf, but I just know it'll upset little Suzie and Timothy, so I've decided to move it to another shelf. At least until Easter.

Friday, December 26, 2014

Thursday, December 25, 2014

coniference


By this process, subject has apparently become one with a pinecone.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Ghost of Christmas Past Redux


So the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Monday, December 22, 2014

Blackheart Man


Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
I say, don't go near him
Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
For even lions fear him..

He lives in the gullies of the city,
He's the Blackheart Man
Got no friend, no home, no family,
He's the Blackheart Man..

Now I trod the same road of afflictions 
Just like the Blackheart Man, 
Getting my share of humiliation 
Just like the Blackheart Man
You'll find me in the prisons and the dungeons,
Just like the Blackheart Man
I even get blamed without a reason 
Just like the Blackheart Man
 Just like the Blackheart man..

- Bunny Wailer

Monday, December 15, 2014

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

anythingarian


n.  one who is 'anything' in belief; an indifferentist.  
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.