Saturday, March 22, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Adolf's selfie

Rejected by Vienna's Academy of Fine Arts, Hitler turned to cubism, painting this self portrait in 1912. The cubists didn't want him either. Nor would the Dadaists, the Futurists or the Surrealists welcome him in.  Out of options, he had no choice but to become Chancellor of Germany.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

drunken cryptid

A commission has been formed to decide 
just what you can do with one.

Monday, March 10, 2014


Mbuti god of thunder, the forest and the dead. 
Guides arrows, hides in rainbows. 
Lives in a cave with the Lodi, spirits of the dead.

Saturday, March 08, 2014

Mercury Head

I propose the U.S. Treasury bring back the 
Mercury head dime. I hereby submit this model for it.

Thursday, March 06, 2014