Tuesday, December 30, 2014

feckless cookie


As in: "I'm ready to quit the program. 
The feckless cookies they serve exasperate me to no end."

Monday, December 29, 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Krampus On A Shelf


Sure, it's time to pack away the Krampus On A Shelf, but I just know it'll upset little Suzie and Timothy, so I've decided to move it to another shelf. At least until Easter.

Friday, December 26, 2014

Thursday, December 25, 2014

coniference


By this process, subject has apparently become one with a pinecone.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Ghost of Christmas Past Redux


So the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Monday, December 22, 2014

Blackheart Man


Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
I say, don't go near him
Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
For even lions fear him..

He lives in the gullies of the city,
He's the Blackheart Man
Got no friend, no home, no family,
He's the Blackheart Man..

Now I trod the same road of afflictions 
Just like the Blackheart Man, 
Getting my share of humiliation 
Just like the Blackheart Man
You'll find me in the prisons and the dungeons,
Just like the Blackheart Man
I even get blamed without a reason 
Just like the Blackheart Man
 Just like the Blackheart man..

- Bunny Wailer

Monday, December 15, 2014

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

anythingarian


n.  one who is 'anything' in belief; an indifferentist.  
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Friday, November 28, 2014

the not so great gazoo


Self-esteem depletion on his native Zetox 
kicked in long before he arrived in Bedrock.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thanatos


Learn to differentiate. 
Hypnos, his twin brother: god of sleep. 
Comes and goes on a regular basis. 
Thanatos, on the other hand, 
drops by once in a lifetime. 
He is the god of death.

Monday, November 24, 2014

shrewdest blobfish


There were vast schools of dumber ones, 
but the shrewdest blobfish of them all swam up to us 
in a most threatening manner.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

slide 146


Here's a portal of some kind we saw one day in Istanbul. 
It was in an alley beside a nice little kebab place. 
Todd guessed it was for rats and mice.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Saturday, November 15, 2014

bumpkinet


n.  a little bumpkin
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

piranha hat


My new piranha hat arrived today. 
I intend to wear it to full advantage.