Sunday, January 29, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Poppy Nogood

One day your Phantom Band vanishes
and you're left with one lone drone.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Monday, January 16, 2012

Why may not I love Johnny?

And why may not Johnny love me?

Well, for one thing, Johnny doesn't exist.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Friday, January 13, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

hip lirp

A snap of the fingers. Beat applause.
"The hipster dug the sounds laid down
and lirped his freak on."
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Saint Anthony of Padua

Lost something?
Call on the patron saint of the poor and of lost objects.
He has an excellent rate of return.

Monday, January 09, 2012

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Friday, January 06, 2012


This week's specials: eulogies and forgeries.
Next week it's sermons and suicide notes.

Sunday, January 01, 2012