Thursday, December 29, 2011

caddywampus

Awry creature begat by union of British Columbian sea monster, the Cadborosaurus, and the common wampus cat.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Elsie mitt

For Christmas, I got this oven mitt
in the shape of my Aunt Elsie.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

clastic caveman

It now appears our long held belief
that early man was dumber than a bag of rocks
is not true. There were, in fact, no bags.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

hackles

I may appear calm, but the holidays have raised my hackles.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Friday, December 09, 2011

clavicytheriumist

player of bygone pianoforte
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Thursday, December 01, 2011