Friday, September 30, 2011


n. one who supposes the existence of an external world.
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Billy Baines

He's the guy who discovered the Montauk Monster.
Claims no relation.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

Slim Boy Phat

jolly macheted icon models
next year's vestment of confinage

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Wednesday, September 07, 2011


Crucified by the Righteous Brethren,
who loved him but of course hated his sin.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

discouraging whird

You seldom hear one anymore
since they've all been stuffed and mounted.

Thursday, September 01, 2011

loch moulinet

n. A form of electric log in which a telephone 
is substituted for the indicator, 
and a species of mill-wheel for the screw.
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.