Friday, September 30, 2011

cosmothetic

n. one who supposes the existence of an external world.
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Billy Baines

He's the guy who discovered the Montauk Monster.
Claims no relation.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Friday, September 23, 2011

mulmig

der sauerbraten made Gerhardt quite qualmish

Thursday, September 22, 2011

fixer

For a price, he can make it all go away.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

limicolouse

parasitic mud dweller

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

Slim Boy Phat

jolly macheted icon models
next year's vestment of confinage

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

schoolmaster

just another brick in the wall

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Rook

side to side, forward and back

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Krutocid

Believed to have formulated a way out.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Case Study No. 406

Subject displays a surplus of calcium.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Friday, September 09, 2011

Thursday, September 08, 2011

dizzy

my 2000th hidden missive

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

outlier

Crucified by the Righteous Brethren,
who loved him but of course hated his sin.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

discouraging whird

You seldom hear one anymore
since they've all been stuffed and mounted.

Monday, September 05, 2011

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Baldrick

He has a cunning plan.

Friday, September 02, 2011

Thursday, September 01, 2011

loch moulinet


n. A form of electric log in which a telephone 
is substituted for the indicator, 
and a species of mill-wheel for the screw.
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.