Tuesday, December 20, 2011

clastic caveman

It now appears our long held belief
that early man was dumber than a bag of rocks
is not true. There were, in fact, no bags.

4 comments:

Emil Sassparroon said...

Just how early are we talking, here? I was perty dumb arount five this mornin' but got less dumb as the day went on. I ain't got no bag, neither, but I got lotsa rocks.

Jay said...

Lotsa rocks? Solar stock.
Slack roots? Salt crooks.
Lack torsos? Coal Storks.

Emil Sassparroon said...

Don't yew go on about mah coal storks, now. I trained 'em an' ahl take 'sponsibility fer 'em, tew. An' non o f 'em lack no torsos, neither. They's all complete-like.

Jay said...

Sheesh. Touchy.