Thursday, December 29, 2011

caddywampus

Awry creature begat by union of British Columbian sea monster, the Cadborosaurus, and the common wampus cat.

6 comments:

Emil Sassparroon said...

We gots lot o' kitty wumpuses up here in th' hee-uls, but i ain't never heerd o' one made o' cardboard like th' one yew talkin abayout frum that British place. If'n it's reely a see monster yew'd think it'd juss swell up and sintygrate. I ain't never seed no thing like that

Delbert Bumpus said...

Whut I wanna no is how it doesn't jist turn t' mush, beein a rye an' all that

Sir Reginald Bugmuffin the Fourth said...

All the wampus cats we have around here are not common; they are actually quite rare, and we like them like that. Served with a cognac reduction or bernaise, of course.

Tiger 'Wampus' Woods said...

You'll see MY caddywamus at next year's Masters. All will bow and worship me!

Pliny the Lesser said...

Yeah, that's what I call my ElDorado when it needs a front end alignment...

Jay said...

Howzit ya'll can stretch words and meanings so cattywampusly and have 'em elasticate into recognizable semblances? Anyway?