Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Monday, May 30, 2011

Little Tommy Stout

Never got credit for pulling Pussy Cat out of the well. 
But everyone remembers Little Johnny Flynn.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

Rococo Jar

Found this one on eBay.
It's a genuine Rocky Rococo cookie jar.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Farcical Pratfall

The last of seventeen clowns to stumble out of a 1967 Karmann Ghia.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Important Announcement

There was a misprint in the press release.
Today is not The Rapture.
Today is The Rupture.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Uncle Stu

To be honest, none of us wanted to pull Uncle Stu's finger.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Dalkado Zak

Using logic and force of will, he will save the universe from annihilation in thirty-three earth centuries.

Monday, May 16, 2011


Only so much can be known.
Be a questioner, not a knower.
Attain ataraxia.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

an Old One

Interred within stone by the Elder Gods,
he decayed and was then reborn.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Six Year Old Me

The damn bullies bit my nose off.
If I was the size I am now, I'd have given 'em what for.

Monday, May 09, 2011

Spirit of Regret

He comes to the few who admit they were wrong,
but he often comes too late.

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Friday, May 06, 2011

RIP - Roman Insult Poet

Be It So Inscribed:
"If anyone publicly abuses another in a loud voice, or writes a poem for the purpose of insulting him, or if any person has sung or composed a song such as causes slander or insult to another person, he shall be beaten with a rod until he dies."
- excerpt from Table VIII of Roman Laws of the XII Tables (adopted 449 BC)

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Emmanuel Osama Goldstein

We've had our summary execution
followed by our Two Minutes Hate.
Who's next?

Sunday, May 01, 2011