Friday, July 30, 2010

Lola

It's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
'cept for Lola.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Miss Whatsername

This looks like my 8th grade English teacher.
Said I could write but I shouldn't.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Caspermorph

Once dead, it took a while for Casper to morph into his spectral essence.

Friday, July 23, 2010

mambabarang

Filipino sorcerer.
At his command is an army of orifice burrowing beetles.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Sunday, July 18, 2010

dungeonated

Dr. Frankenstein's monster has been imprisoned for some time now.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ty

Lately it seemed to him like Ty's boyish charm was starting to fade.

Monday, July 12, 2010

bad day in Bohemia and Cleveland

RIP
Tuli Kupferberg
Harvey Pekar

fimble

Fimbles were little tools designed to assist their users in any task normally reserved for fingernails.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Dryvit eye

Fell for the hard sell and had his stucco orb clad.
Now he's all fungust.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Myopian amulet

The Myopians carved these.
It's said rubbing their bellies brought good luck.
Problem was, they were just heads.

Monday, July 05, 2010

Billy Bonkers

whose visage is emblazoned on every package
of Billy Bonker's Neverending Jawbreakers

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Jozef Grobowski

Phrygian capped Jozef Grobowski
of Boston, Massachusetts,
the first known Liberty Pole.

Friday, July 02, 2010

Jessup de Lesseps

While brother Ferd was off digging the Suez Canal, Jessup stayed home and bit heads off chickens.