Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

tea party

Gotta love those tea party patriots, Palinists, shout-downers, death campers, birthers, dittoheads, Armageddonists, fundamentalists, anti-health care, anti-tax, anti-thought, Glenn Beckering, brick throwing, death threatening, conspiracy theorizing, reactionary, bigoted, bellicose, belligerent, radical right wing rabid Republicans.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

shebang

It was customary for hunters to flush a shebang from its hole. This act came to be known as 'the hole shootin' match.'

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Yalqev39

The bodiless Kalmafridean, Yalqev39, desires dilithium crystals in order to return home.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Von Schlep

Unfortunately, Von Schlep never knew when the next monkey skull would erupt.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Nemesis ouanga

Voodoo charm hollowed out to hold poison.
It's modeled after Nemesis, goddess of divine retribution.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Major America

Captain America was promoted in 2008 in light of his leadership as CEO of Lehman Brothers.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Pan

The wild rutting season of Pan began today.

The old goat once fell for the nymph Syrinx, who wanted nothing to do with him, so ran to the river. Desperate to be hidden, she was transformed by her sisters into a reed. But the wind blew through her and gave her away. Pan fashioned his pipes from the reeds, which he played each sunset in love and in lust. To hear his song is to be inspired and aroused.

Extra Added Bonus: me reading Elizabeth Barrett Browning's 'A Musical Instrument' with Laurent Rochelle's 'Que Ma Joie Se Meure' as musical accompaniment.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Costard

shallow vassal playing fast and loose with words
(like honorificabilitudinitatibus)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Friday, March 05, 2010

cyclopes

They were confined to the fire pits of Tartarus, there consigned to forge Zeus's thunderbolts.

Lava Lad

Vulcan's little known sidekick

Thursday, March 04, 2010