Monday, June 04, 2007

Vogon Jeltz


A Po-Em by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz:

Rumbly burps belching forth
In extreme noxiousness
Bring the faithful to their knees
To clean up the mess.
Oh crabcakes!
I remember your taste!
(A bit fishy, but not bad overall.)
You there! Wipe off my shoe.

1 comment:

Jay King said...

A horrible videogram arrived from P.V. Jeltz decrying the lack of responses to his Glorious Po-Em. He claims puny universalings must strew flowers of praise in his path or else offer up some of their own lame Vogonetics.